How to "not say the truth" without exactly lying!!

...aqui fica a lição do mestre Pinocchio, em Shrek the Third!! Se bem que, no fim, a estratégia não foi lá muito bem sucedida...LOL


Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: Well, it wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that there he's is almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: Oh, on the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!